vampire jailbait / den of horrors: summary

[wonderhowyoutaste]

1. Minus meets Matt Jamison. They discuss souls and clonehood. Minus discovers that he can in fact drink hot chocolate.
2. They have another chat out back of the bar about ethics, the sexiness of consent, and Obadiah Badtouch Stane. Then there are snuggles.
3. In debatable order:
   • Matt talks to Nita and happens to mention this.
   • (also Obie happens. Then Tony happens. Then BAD DECISIONS HAPPEN.)
   • Personal space, Matt? Why would you want any of that stuff?
4. • A library!
   • PEPPERRRRRRRRRR
5. (the Tony Stark Plays With Fire Show)
6. universe-hopping shenanigans
7. 1. (gets the living shit scared out of him)
   2. (awesome)
   3. (and a drafting pen)
   4. (deciding factor)
   5. (slowly fading)
8. (mirrored here)
   1. (move in for the kill)
   2. (which is a great pity)
   3. (any amount of damage)
   4. (know how to know that)
   5. (provide a reason)
9. (mirrored there also)
   1. (should find it very comfortable)
   2. (such a charming request)
   3. (a stay of execution)
   4. (makes you grateful)
10. (&c)
    1. (as the latch clicks)
    2. (beginning to reconsider)
    3. (very cooperative)
    4. (well before dawn)
    5. (the camaraderie of the moment)
11. still a thing that is
12. 1. and now a thing that is creepy;
    2. also probably sex;
    3. and Matt has a girlfriend
13. Nita and Minus have a chat
14. 1. Matt has a demon. it is his and attached to him.
    2. oh wait it's not
    3. re-search cuddle-puddle
    4. ...and then an entire plot happened
15. 1. • a Sunnydale teenager
       • a dandy
       • a very different Holmes
       • too much d'aww
    2. Christmas already; cuddle time!; love and nibbles
       • really scary piss
       • jailbait-y
       • hunting
       • surfing
    3. right this second; somebody's gonna see
16. birthday
17. supply cuddles
18. date night